Lyrics:

Time to take out those menorahs! Put on your yamaca It's time for Hanukkah So much fun-uka To celebrate Hanukkah Hanukkah is, the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a new list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me Winona Ryder drinks Manashevits' wine Then spins a dredl with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein Guess who give and receives loads of Hanukkah toys? The girls from Barukasouhl and all three Beastie Boys Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too Put them together, what a funky, bad-ass Jew We got Harvey Kitell and falsh dancer Jennifer Bills Jasmins Bleuth from Baywatche is Jewish and Yes her boobs are real O.J. Simpson, still not a Jew But guess who is, the guy who does the voice for Scooby-Doo Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn't, but now he's back Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'cuz we're pretty good In the sack Guess who got bar mitzvah-ed on the PGA tour? No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods, I'm talking about Mr. Happy Gilmore So many Jews are in the show-biz Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish, but my mother thinks he is Tell that old harmonica, it's time to celebrate Hanukkah It's not pronounced Chanukkah The C is silent in Hanukkah So your your Hooked on Phonic-a Get drunk in Teawonica If you really really wanna-ka Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah