Lyrics:

Behold the coathanger!
Observe the coathanger!
It's over there for you.

Behold the coathanger!
Observe the coathanger!
It's over there for you.
Detect the coathanger!
Respect the coathanger!
There is no way back, are you on track?

Behold the coathanger!
This won't be back for you.
Detect the coathanger!
It's what you know, not who you know.
Accept the coathanger!
Come meet the coathanger!
There is no way back, are you on track?
Behold the coathanger!
Observe the coathanger!