Lyrics:

Behold the coathanger!
Observe the coathanger!
It's over there for you
Behold the coathanger!
Observe the coathanger!
It's over there for you
Detect the coathanger!
Respect the coathanger!
There is no way back, are you on track?
Behold the coathanger!
This won't be back for you
Detect the coathanger!
It's what you know, not who you know
Accept the coathanger!
Come meet the coathanger!
There is no way back, are you on track?
Behold the coathanger!
Observe the coathanger!