Lyrics:

[Jonas]
Please, remember I'm only a friend

[Maria]
A friend who boinks me

[Jonas]
You're too crazy to settle down with

[Maria]
Then why lead me on?

[Jonas]
I don't love you, but I can't help myself

[Maria]
I'll make you love me

[Jonas]
Please, Maria, it won't ever be

[Maria]
I'll make you love me

[Jonas]
I love you

[Maria]
Love me

[Jonas]
I do