Lyrics:

1-2-3-4

My father lives in arabia
And I live right here at my school

I took his plane to columbia
So I could sail at my school(? ) *

It's weird at my school
Weird at my school(3x)

My mother's glad that I am here
So she can visit my school

I can't believe she's so pretty
I'm a son of a bitch at my school

Weird at my school(4x)

And my best friend, my cousin eleanor
She lives far away from the doors of my school

And often times, you know I fantasize
That I have sex with the nuns at my school

It's weird at my school
Weird at my school(7x)

(transcribed by moses boole)
* : or 'so I could sell at my school' (according to rhys henry mason)