Lyrics:

Bought my lover a new best friend
To get him out of the rut he's in
800 options to pick through
And he hasn't bid on a single brand
But you're not what I want
And I'm not what you need
Order a million colors
But you can't exchange me
And I'm tuning in
To hear what he told her
And I'm one day off from over-exposure
How can I just sit back
When I'm two days closer to being passed over
And I'm not in love
When I'm sober, I'm sober, I'm sober
Got my lover an open book
He couldn't bother to take a look
But you're not what I want
And I'm not what you need
Take back a million words
But you can't erase me

And I'm tuning in
To hear what he told her
And I'm one day off from over-exposure
How can I just sit back
When I'm two days closer to being passed over
And I'm not in love
When I'm sober, I'm sober, I'm sober