Lyrics:

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. I dunno.

Here we go

Tearin' down the road doin' ninety in my tiny little
Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas

I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a
sucka like me to drive by goin' way too fast

I saw the red and blue in my rear view
So I pulled my slug bug over to the shoulder of the road

He looked me in the nose and said:
'Son, do you realize your tires are round?'
And I said:
'PLUH!'

Uh, what'd you say?
Stupid guy

I said pluh

Walkin down the street in my running shoes lookin' for a shoestore
So that I can find myself parking spot

I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing but his boxers
And a cap that said:
'I like tater tots.'

He said somethin' in Latin that I didn't understand
And I thought the worst until he pointed at my wrist

Then I saw that all he wanted was the time
So I looked at my broken watch, and I said:
'PLUH!'

I still don't get it.

I said pluh

Keep that zitty-zag shit out of my music.

This is heavy.
Yup.

If there ever was a word that you heard so absurd
It could take the place of anything that you could say

Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question
Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone

So remember the next time you forget
What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence
Don't strain your brain to remember the word
Instead look 'em right in the nose and
Tell 'em that the answer is:
'PLUH!'

Oh, I get it.
Yeah, now you know.

I said pluh.

Yeah, that.

Pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh
Pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh
Pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh

Yes I said pluh
Pluh
Pluh
Pluh

Satan, Satan.

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