Lyrics:
Decided just today to kill my televisionDeath by cathode ray was my decisionWill you please just hand me the remoteIt's 50 years until the next good showNow I'm the firmly planted channel changer manPry my hands from the steering wheelAnd place it on your thighLooking out the windowYou by my side...side...sideCry, moan, bitch, and beat each otherWhy can't we all act like,Why can't we all act like brothers?And all the people are counted grains of sandIt's Mother Nature's job is to sweep them upAnd put them out to blow againShake and shove and cut out your daily troublesCause dirty water lies underneath the bubblesNow I'm a firmly planted dish washing manPry my hands from the steering wheelAnd place it on your thighLooking out the windowYou by my side...side...sideCry, moan, bitch, and beat each otherWhy can't we all act like,Why can't we all act like brothers?Decided just to just today kill my televisionDeath by cathode ray was my decision