Lyrics:

Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
'What a beautiful wedding'
What a beautiful wedding,' says a bridesmaid to a waiter
And yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
I chime in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean technically, our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I chime in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again...
I chime in, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

Again...