Lyrics:

She's got her ear to the walls
And she's tappin' the calls
If you've got a secret, boy
Forget about it.
'Cause she's a
Hotel Detective
My little Hotel Detective
Yeah she's a Hotel Detective
Why don't you
Check her out?
Well the bellhop is funky
The dumbwaiter's a monkey
If there's a knock at the door, boy
Forget about it.
'Cause she's a
Hotel Detective
My little Hotel Detective
Yeah Hotel Detective
Come on and
Check her out
She says she likes my face
She says she owns the place
Forget about it.
'Cause she's a
Hotel Detective
My little Hotel Detective
Come on and Hotel Detective
Why don't you
Check her out?
Hotel Detective
Come on and swing with me
Hotel Detective
From the top of a tree
Hotel Detective
And make me feel like a bee
Hotel Detective
That's where I want to know you