Lyrics:

Nine out of ten mortals agree today;
To much fame causes spiritual decay

To all the punks who believe life imitates music
No more candy for you
We can't hang with you
To all the punks who wanna be rock stars and do what they do
There's no future for you
That's the life of a fool
No more candy, no more candy for
You we're too funky and you can't handle our groove

To all the freaks in the magazines who never paid no dues
No more candy for you
You can't sing it's true
To all the freaks walking into walls
Somebody put a spell on you
No more candy for you I guess
The devil got a brand new fool

To all the haterz on the internet
Somebody's lookin' at you
No more candy for you
They got your number now, fool
To all the suckerz winning anything
And thanking the lord for what they do
No more candy for you
No more candy for you

I am too funky and you can't handle my groove.