Lyrics:

happy with no teeth happy here in hibernation

slurpin' on a peach starin' at the situation

kitty at my foot meowin' out a conversation

rockin' back 'n' forth that's my only destination

old man on the back porch old man on the back porch

old man on the back porch and that old man is me

old man on the back porch old man on the back porch

old man on the back porch and that



meeeeeeeee ow wow wow wow



got a two string on my lap total subsonic vacation

got chicken on the drums poundin' out a perfect prescription

got twenty little worms all plug into amplification

got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug eyed monkeys

all arriving at the station



old man on the back porch old man on the back porch

old man on the back porch and that old man is me

old man on the back porch old man on the back porch

old man on the back porch and that



me me meeeee ow whoa whoa whoa



chris and dave's part sung at the same time improvised



chris

i'm sittin' on the back porch kickin' my legs back rockin in my rockin'chair just sittin' there

on the little back porch it's about to fall apart

so i think i might repair it just as i'm thinkin about repairin' it

some little friends come along with some two string one string

no string guitars hey chris wanna jam and they plug

them all into the back porch and they sit around playing all their favorite songs

and kickin back feelin' real good real fine real full of the wine

and everything's fine everything's beautiful everything's great

and i just feel so good you know i'm seventy years old and

i'm slurpin' everything through a straw



dave

i'm sittin' here on the back porch just eatin' chocolate pudding through a straw

and i heated it up on a little sterno stove tastes just like a warm body fluid goin' down little players comin' 'round pluggin' in their instruments feelin' good about themselves singin' original songs by the original masters

and i'm sittin' there on the porch rockin' back 'n' forth in my little old chair



but i'm an old man on the back porch old man on the back porch

old man on the back porch and that old man is me

old man on the back porch old man on the back porch

old man on the back porch and that