Lyrics:
Chorus:She never cried when Old Yeller diedShe wasn't washed in the blood of the lambShe never stood up for the Star Spangled Banner And she wasn't a John Wayne fanHer baby blue eyes had the warning signsThat woman was bad to the boneShe never cried when Old Yeller diedSo do you think I'll cry when she's goneSo desperate I answered an ad in the personalsHoping to find me a dateA good lookin' non smokin' full figured leoWas looking to find her a mateWe hit it off we got it on my love was growing so strongThen I started seeing a side of that woman I should have seen all alongChorusI can't believe I just didn't seeThe writing there on the wallListening to those Barry Mannilow recordsWas just one of her character flawsSometimes she was rude unnaturally crudeBut this good old boy let it passBut when she cussed in front of my mamaI told she could kiss myChorusShe never cried when Old Yeller diedAnd I ain't gonna cry when she's gone