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It happened Friday night
Local police found two cars parked in a darkened cemetery
The police also searched the car and found bottles of beer, and vodka
And the more damning evidence
Liquid anabolic steroids, along with seventeen hypodermic needles
A forty nine year old man went berserk last night, armed with a twelve-gauge shotgun
His face, bruised and bloodied, cried for police brutality
But as the investigation continued
Officials say
The police did nothing wrong
Did nothing wrong