Lyrics:

Weve been datin since high school we never once left this townWe use to go out on the weekends and wed drink til we drownedBut now shes acting funny and I dont understandI think that shes found her some other man
Chorus:
She left me for jesus and that just aint fairShe says that hes perfect how could I compareShe says I should find him and ill know peace at lastIf I ever find jesus im kickin his ass
She showed me a picture all I could do was stareAt that freak in his sandals with his long pretty hairThey must think that im stupid or I dont have a clueIll bet hes a commie or ever worse yet a jew
Repeat chorus
Shes given up whiskey and ah takin up wineWhile she prays for his troubles shes forgot about mineIm a gonna get even I cant handle the shameWhy last time we made love she even called out his name
Repeat chorus
It coulda been carlos or even billy ortezBut if I ever find jesus