Lyrics:

Ah Miss G Mary won't you C please G come home from D(7) China.Bring a G bottle of whisky and a C tin cup G for your D(7) teeth.Em Don't you sneak D into the G back door C wearing some D(7) disguise.Em Knock on the D front door in G view of the C Temperance D(7) Guild.Ah Miss Mary won't you please come home cause I miss ya.Your old spinster sister don't always give good advice.Look at her she's in love with that drunken bandy-legged sheriff.He'll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat wifeCHORUS:Ah Miss Em Mary won't you B please come home from C China.A Come home from G China.D Come home from C China Am6.REPEAT CHORUSNow that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer fireman.He don't care if you come, he don't like I do.He's in love with his dog and all his volunteer fireman.And he is afraid to let the end of his versus rhyme.REPEAT CHORUS x2Em

Cracker China