Lyrics:

Girlfriend now
I have a girlfriend now
No way, no how'd
I get a girlfriend now?

I remember it vividly, love
I've been walking erect
Since the moment we met
And I caught your eyes
To my surprise (Your white thighs)
Hebraic neuroses ceased to be
An angel's conversing with me
The new attractive to me
Is divine

And even if your friends don't understand
No matter what I'll always be your man
And even if you go you know, you'll leave me feeling grand
Yeah, yeah

I'll need new contraceptives
Green eyes
I found god when you left him
Green eyes
Let's spend the night, entwined
Out on the boardwalk
In sickly summertime
Like the yin and the yang
Of the afikomen
You're the omen
That all has changed
That was deranged

And even if you stomp me 'til I'm sore
No matter what I'd bleed to be your whore
And even if the cancer grows 'til we explode
I'm yours

Girlfriend now
I have a girlfriend now
No way, no how'd
I get a girlfriend now, okay
Well, from here on forth, I'm yours

And even if your whisper eats my ear
Your voice shall be the only song I long to hear
And even if you fear the end
Our sacrament of salmon and Irish beer
Will still be here

Girlfriend now
I have a girlfriend now
No way, no how'd
I get a girlfriend now
Girlfriend now
Boy, I need your love, so give it to me
I have a girlfriend now
Boy, I need your touch, so lay it on me
No way, no how
Boy, I need your love, I need your touch
She's my girlfriend now
I'm yours