Lyrics:

all I want to be is a shovely bubbly gobbly gook
a seagull stole him from his slow mama's hands aboard the boat the sweet louisa
and dropped him in the meadow-lands where wild hyenas taught him how to hunt old elephants
so he spent his formative years eating out badunkadunk

fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an englishman

he travelled across the sea in the belly of a Japanese businessman on a pleasure ship to France
and he don't know why she loves him
he don't know why the sun sets but

fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an Englishman
fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an Englishman
fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an Englishman
fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an Englishman
bang pow pow pow ahhhhh

her father hated him with the passion of a dying Chinaman
he said get him out of here or I'm gonna bite of his face
no, daddy daddy daddy, don't daddy daddy daddy
get the fuck out of my house!
no, daddy daddy daddy don't daddy daddy daddy
this is my house my house!

fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an Englishman
fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an Englishman
fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an Englishman
fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an Englishman