Lyrics:

She's a girl in a million
And does what a million girls do
Every so slightly
Finger tipped tightly too
Tear proof
Tear proof
First in the phone book
Who looks such nice girl now
Magazine madness
Guaranteed to show you how
Tear proof
Tear proof
What ever you fancy
A borderline case took down
An American hostess
Don't take a chance to be around
Tear proof
Tear proof