Lyrics:

I Think I'm Going To Katmandu,
That's Really, Really Where I'm Going To.
If I Ever Get Out Of Here,
That's What I'm Gonna Do.
K-K-K-K-K-Katmandu,
I Think That's Where I'm Going To.
If I Ever Get Out Of Here,
I'm Going To Katmandu.

I Got No Kick Against The West Coast
Warner Brothers Are Such Good Hosts.
I Raise My Whiskey Glass And Give Them A Toast,
I'm Sure They Know It's True.
I Got No Rap Against The Southern States.
Every Time I've Been There It's Been Great.
But Now I'm Leaving And I Can't Be Late
And To Myself Be True.

That's Why I'm Going To Katmandu,
Up To The Mountains Where I'm Going To,
And If I Ever Get Out Of Here That's What I'm Gonna Do.
K - K - K - K - K - Katmandu,
That's Really, Really Where I'm Going To,
Oh, If I Ever Get Out Of Here I'm Going To Katmandu.

I Got No Quarrel With The Midwest,
The Folks Out There Have Given Me Thier Best.
I Lived There All My Life, I've Been Thier Guest,
I Sure Have Loved It, Too.
I'm Tired Of Looking At The T.V. News.
I'm Tired Of Driving Hard And Paying Dues.
I Figure, Baby, I've Got Nothing To Lose,
I'm Tired Of Being Blue.

That's Why I'm Going To Katmandu,
Up To The Mountains Where I'm Going To.
If I Ever Get Out Of Here That's What I'm Gonna Do.
K - K - K - K - K - Katmandu,
Take Me, Baby, 'cause I'm Going With You.
If I Ever Get Out Of Here I'm Going To Katmandu.

I Ain't Got Nothing 'gainst The East Coast.
You Want Some People Where They Got The Most.
And New York City's Like A Friendly Ghost,
You Seem To Pass Right Through.
I Know I'm Gonna Miss The U.S.A.,
I Guess I'll Miss It Every Single Day,
But No One Loves Me Here Anyway,
I Know My Playing Is Through.

That's Why I'm Going To Katmandu,
Up To The Mountains Where I'm Going To.
If I Ever Get Out Of Here,
That's What I'm Gonna Do.

K-K-K-K-K-Katmandu,
Really, Really Going To,
If I Ever Get Out Of Here,
If I Ever Get Out Of Here,
If I Ever Get Out Of Here,
I'm Going To Katmandu.