Lyrics:

Well I know we're different and this might sound heavy
But I'm thinking that I'm a Ford and baby you're a Chevy
That's ok, I can appreciate any good car

Can't you tell by the way I've been bumping your bumper
That I'm following close, trying to be your lover
Ain't gonna hurt ya, honey that's what a bumpers for

Well I know you don't like the same things I do
Still I'll stick to you like Elmer's white glue
And I'm so sticky that you'll never get me off of your hands

Even if you try to wash me away
I'll just stick around and clog up your drain
I hate to have to tell you but I'm one of your future plans

Well you're a little tomato, you're a hot little dish
You're every kinda of everything a boy could wish
Whenever you're ready honey, we can go steady
And I ain't even joking at all

Well you might not like it, but baby let me tell ya
You're my favorite flower and I love to smell ya
You're pretty as a starfish sticking to the ocean floor

You're my sweet and I can't get enough
You're an Oreo cookie with double stuff
I'm so fat on you, I won't ever get skinny no more

Well you're a little tomato, you're a hot little dish
You're every kinda of everything a boy could wish
Whenever you're ready honey, we can go steady
And I ain't even joking at all
No I ain't even joking at all
Said I ain't even joking at all,
Ah was ya thinkin' I was even joking at all