Lyrics:

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about:
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a
Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only
Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and IÂ'll bet youÂ'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and youÂ're getting two thumbs up
YouÂ've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough
youÂ're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock
you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now You and me baby ainÂ't nothinÂ' but mammals
So letÂ's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do
it again now
You and me baby ainÂ't nothinÂ' but mammals
So letÂ's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
GettinÂ' horny now
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means 'Small Craft Advisory'
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on IÂ'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours IÂ'll show you mine 'Tool Time' youÂ'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then weÂ'll do it doggy style so we can both watch 'X-Files'
Do it now
You and me baby ainÂ't nothinÂ' but mammals
So letÂ's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ainÂ't nothinÂ' but mammals
So letÂ's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
GettinÂ' horny now
You and me baby ainÂ't nothinÂ' but mammals
So letÂ's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ainÂ't nothinÂ' but mammals
So letÂ's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ainÂ't nothinÂ' but mammals
So letÂ's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ainÂ't nothinÂ' but mammals
So letÂ's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
GettinÂ' horny now