Lyrics:

(Parody of Hand In My Pocket by Alanis Morissette)


I’m hip but I’m sappy
I’m one of a kind
I’m sure gettin’ wealthy, yeah
I’ll win a few grammys
My song’s gettin’ overplayed
I’ll end up like Milli Vanilli

And how it all started
Started squealin’ like some kind of swine swine swine
When I stuck my hand in a light socket
And I ended up all squeakin’ out high notes

I get drunk and fall over
I’m not wearing underpants
I’m fried but I’m cookin’, yeah
My hair is a bird’s nest
I swear like a sailor man
Like a toad a get horny baby

And what it all boils down to
Is that there’s something that I haven’t figured out
just yet
Is that a pickle in your pocket
Or are you just happy to see me

And it how it all got started my friends, yeah
I was squealin’ like some kind of swine swine swine
When I stuck my hand in a light socket
And I ended up all squeakin’ out high notes