Lyrics:

Words by Chris Envy

These guys can't be punk-rock

They sing about love and Brendan says they're not

But they've got egos this big, I bet that their Mothers got them this gig-

(Chorus)

Because this is the anti-song

Everybody sing along. This is the anti-song

How could I ever be wrong?

Those guys aren't like me

I hate that band because they're not PC

But they won't get too far,

and if they do I'll say that they stole my guitar-

Chorus