Lyrics:

These guys can't be punk-rock
They sing about love and Brendan says they're not
But they've got egos this big
I bet that their Mothers got them this gig-
Because this is the anti-song
Everybody sing along. This is the anti-song
How could I ever be wrong?
Those guys aren't like me
I hate that band because they're not pc
But they won't get too far
And if they do I'll say that they stole my guitar