Lyrics:

Nine-tenths of a gig,
Biggest ever scene,
God this program's big,
MS Word 15.

Comes on 10 CDs,
Fatal error, Damn!
Word is fine, but
Geez, 60 megs of RAM!

Oh,
Microsoft, Microsoft,
Bloatware all the way,
I've sat here installing Word
Since Breakfast Yesterday.

Oh,
Microsoft, Microsoft,
Moderation please!
Guess you hadn't noticed:
Four gig drives don't grow on trees!