Lyrics:

He's the illustrated man, baby
He's got tattoos everywhere
People love his decorations
They just have to stop stare

Got the Mona Lisa on his cheek
the Van Gogh on his nose

Got naked women all over him
From his head down to his toes

Got a screamin' demon on his chest
Cat face on his thigh
He's a walkin' wonder box
Until the day he dies