Lyrics:

Bruce R. HornsbyI'm driving down the highwayHeaded to the rangeGonna knock 'em out stongBut I'm feeling no painGot an old brown bagBig stick in the backWhere the grass don't growGonna take a few hacksThere's a place for you if you're just like meArmchair greens chillin at the TVHave another cool onebut it won't hurtGot myself a big stickswingin in the dirtGot a two bit jobwith a little bit of payBut I feel no pressureCouple lessons todayWorking on the swingAnd talkin' trashTake another good hitTry to make it lastThere's a place for youIf you're just like meArmchair boys yelling at the TVTwenty points in a rowI'm getting shirtsGot myself a big stick swingin' in the dirtBet a five dollar nasawAnd all you got's twoWell a five foot gimmeMake a man out of youWell I got my dreamsAnd they just don't stopWell a big man, big shotMake her on topWell, there's a place for you if you're just like meArmchair greens chillin' at the TVHave another cool oneBut it won't hurtGot myself a big stickSwingin in the dirtRepeat chorus

Bruce Hornsby Big Stick