Lyrics:

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing



Last night dressed up in high heel shoes and wearing my old hat

My four-year-old said I wanna divorce now where did she hear that

Kids say the darndest things...



Last night when I watched TV one rushed through the door

Mommy daddy's telling someone on the phone don't you call me here no more

Kids say the darndest things...



Bet my daddy can whip your daddy but daddy's never home

And I think mommy's worried bout him cause she cried all night long

Kids say the darndest things...



You never know what they learn in school or what they're thinking of

My first grader just said a four letter word and it sure wasn't love

Kids say the darndest things...

Kids say the darndest things...