Lyrics:

Sound Effect-Siren

Theme from Dragnet

Theme from Peter Gunn

If you ever need a good lawyer,
Or solicitor I should say
Get Perry Mason

Theme from Perry Mason

Theme from The Untouchables

Let's do some eliminating altogether
I'm gonna get a machine gun

Dont play so rough, Dan
You 're playing too rough

(Some slapstick in the background)
Hey man, dont kill him
Dont, dont kill him, man
C ' mon here, dont...