Lyrics:

You can torture me with Donny and Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some schlock
Like New Kids On The Block
Or any Village People song you know
Or play Vanilla Ice
Hey, you can play him twice
And you can play the Bee Gees any day
But Mr. DJ, please
I'm beggin' on my knees
I just can't take no more of Billy Ray

Don't play that song
That 'Achy Breaky' song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That 'Achy Breaky' song
I might blow up my radio
Ooh

You can clear the room
By playing Debby Boone
Or crank your ABBA records until dawn
Oh, I could even hear
Slim Whitman or Zamfir
Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon
Or play some Tiffany
On 8-track or CD
Or scrape your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair
And kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that stupid song no more

Don't play that song
That 'Achy Breaky' song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song
That nauseating song
It might just make me lose my lunch
Ooh

Don't play that song
That 'Achy Breaky' song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song
That irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain

Don't play that song
That 'Achy Breaky' song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That 'Achy Breaky' song
I might blow up my radio
Ooh-whoo

Whoo!