Lyrics:

Father please forgive me for i know not what i do

i just never had the chance to ever meet you

therefore i did not know that I would grow to be

my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds...

(1st verse) mama had a baby and its head popped off

(head popped off 5x)

But mama don't want me the next thing i know I'm gettin dropped off

(getting dropped off 4x)

Ring, ring, ring on the doorbell of the next door neighbors on their front porch

(their front porch 4x)

But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone else's lawn

(else's lawn 3x)

Til someone finally took me in my great aunt and uncle Edna and Charles

(Edna and Charles 4x)

They were the ones who were left in charge

My elementary they'd gang up on me and sing this song

(sing this song 4x)

it went a little something like

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, little lamb

Debbie had a satan spawn satan spawn

mama why do they keep saying this i just don't understand understand

and by the way where's my dad?

(chorus)

father please forgive me for i know not what i do

i just never had the chance to ever meet you

therefore i did not know that i would grow to be

my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds...

(2nd verse)

predominately, predominately, everythings always predominately

predominately-white, predominately-black well what about me?

where does that leave me? well i gues that i'm between predominately both of em'

i think if I hear that fuckin word again I'ma scream

while I'm projectile vomiting. What do I look like a comedian to you?

do you think that I'm kidding? What do I look like some kinda idi…

wait a minute shit, don't answer that

why am I so misunderstood? Why do I go through so much bullshit it's such bullshit it's tush mull bish

woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again

whining about his millions and his mansion and his sorrow he's always drowning in

and the dad that he never had ,and how his childhood was so bad

and how his mom was a dope addict and his ex-wife how they go at it

man id hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers

claims he had it, I can't imagine it

that little rich poor white bastard needs to take some of that cash out of the bank and take a bath in it

man if I only had half of it, shit if you only knew the half of it…

(chorus)

father please forgive me for I know not what I do

I just never had the chance to ever meet you

therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

my mothers evil seed and do these evil deeds…

(3rd verse)

evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds

please release me from these demons u never had any of this shit planned mom please believe

I don't wanna be satans spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorry

now look at all the pain I caused

dear santa-clause why are you not coming this year again

what did I do that was so bad to deserve this? Everything could have been so perfect but life ain't a fairy tale. I'm about to be hoisted up in the air

forty feet below me there's people everywhere

I don't even know but who feel like they know me cause I'm in this ferris wheel

and all I wanna

and all I wanna do is go to the mall and take Halie on the carousel

without this crowd everywhere I go

but life is like a merry go round

here we go now do-si-do now curtains up the show must go now

ring-around-the-rosie the show's over you can all go home now

but the curtain just don't close for me

this aint how fame was supposed to be

where's the switch I can just turn off-and-on this ain't what I chose to be

so please god give me the strength

to have what it takes to carry on

til I pass 50 back the baton, my soul is gone

(chorus)

father please forgive me for I know not what I do

I just never had the chance to ever meet you

therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

my mothers evil seed and do these evil deeds…