Lyrics:

I'm being hassled by the man
The man
The man
The man

Man
You crush a killer with a thigh bone
Man
You'll crawl in a cave, make a cozy home
Man
You need a rock 'n' roll singer
Man
You gotta thumb and a finger

You got an opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
I got one
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
(Check it out)
I got one

Yeah, 1973
(Post '76)
Ahh

One time a was a man
I crush a killer with a rock
Man
Ten millon years until you talk
Man
You're a grunter and a moaner
All you can manage is a boner

And your opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Well, I got one
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
I got one

Man
You gotta learn to drive a big rig
Man
You lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
Man
You got somethin' against me
Man
You're gonna have to try to kill me
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man

I got one of those little thumbs