Lyrics:

Hi there!

Some people say it with flowers
Some people say it at Lloyds
But you don't find many tryin' to say it with humanoids

Well, the Humanoid Boogie's got the humanoid hip-types
Jumpin' and-a jivin', burnin' out their energy cells
Like an infrared hot dog
Motorbike heart beats flutter to the stutter
Of the humanoid heartthrob sobbin' out a ticker-tape tune
By the light of the moon
Bleep bleep keep rockin' daddy, do the stroll
Because the Humanoid Boogie's full of humanoid rock and roll

Mad Dan Sugar Man and Henrietta Holocaust
Introduce to you what's new on the humanoid scene
It's a wow, it's a scream
Knick knack paddy whack, give the dog a humanoid
Let's have fun, gonna get a personality cell
If all goes well

Bleep bleep keep rockin' daddy, catch the power
Because the Humanoid Boogie's been requested on Two-Way Humanoid Hour
Oh bay-bee!

Some people say it with flowers, some people say it at Lloyds
But you don't find many tryin' to say it with humanoids
(Aaah aaah aaah aaah)

Well
The Humanoid Boogie's gonna get to number one in the
Cha-cha-cha-cha-charts voted by the
People-eople-eople-eople-eople-eople of the record-buying publicoid
Programmed to a multiple response ratio
It's a wow, it's a gas, it's a Wall Street crash
Like cigar ash
Bleep bleep keep rockin' daddy, do the stroll
Because the Humanoid Boogie's full of humanoid rock and roll
Oh yeah