Lyrics:

Oh, I do like to be beside the sea
Drinking bear sits in Silver's Arcade
Sips imaginary lemonade
Amusement Pork!
Writing letters home
What a lovely view-EE-ooo, blah blah blab blab (Dear Mum)
'What the Butler Saw' was a bit of a drag
The captain says he's going to heave to
Bored with bingo, we went for a swim
Fat sea cows with Gorgonzola skin
Semi-nude!
After lunch, we grabbed our trunks
And we all got cramp!
Trousers rolled, the sea is cold
But it's good for chilblains
On the prom, white plimsolls and blue shorts
Brass band playing by the tennis courts
Love-fifteen! (Love fifteen year olds)
What a lovely view-EE-ooo, I've written at last
(It rained yesterday, so we stayed indoors)
What's the rudest one? Just for a laugh
(The food's all right, I'm okay, hope you are same)
(Wish you were with us, your loving son Anthony)
Just married and it sticks out for a mile!

We wish you were here
We wish you were here
(I hope I get bronzed this year)
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here