Lyrics:

There's a farm called Misery, but of that we'll have none
Because we know of one
That's always lots of fun (Ha ha!)
And this one's name is Jollity; believe me, folks, it's great
For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate

All the little pigs, they grunt and howl
The cats mee-yow
The dogs bow-wow
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm

All the little pigs, they grunt and howl
(Grunt, howl, grunt, howl)
The cats mee-yow
(Mee-yow, mee-yow)
The dogs bow-wow
(Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff)
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm

All the little birds go tweet, tweet, tweet
*birdsong, piano noodle*
The lambs all bleat
(baaaaa!)
And shake their feet
*rattle*
Everything's a perfect treat
Down on Jollity Farm

Regular as habit
The cocks begin to crow
(Cock-a-doodle-do)
Can the old buck rabbit
Sing 'Stuff it up your jumper?'
Vo-do-de-oh

All the little ducks go quack quack quack
(quack, quack, quack)
The cows go Moo
*honk*
The bull does, too
*whonk!*
Everyone says how do you do
Down on Jollity Farm