Lyrics:

We were wrong, we were wrong
But so young, and so-o in lo-o-ove

That boozy English day
At the Brighton Race Courses

The wind blew my skirt up

And it frightened the horses

We were wrong, we were wrong
But so young, and so very in love

That May-Ball in Oxford
We arrived in a punt

You fell down in the beer-tent

Unashamedly drunk

Steady up!

We were wrong, we were wrong
But so young, and so awf'ly in love

'Cos I'm going to Rhino over your lino

I'm going to Rhino with you...

In all kinds of leather, we Rhino together

We'll keep Rhino-ing through

The kedgeree breakfasts
The gratis champagne

The hours I spent wiping it

Off my hired D.J

We were wrong, we were wrong
But so young, and so frightfully in love
We were wrong, we were wrong
But so young, and so desperately in love
'Transmogrify' the jackals speak
The worms are feeding on our cheeks;
'Transmute' the time flies quickly past
And Keynsham arms with lies & masks