Lyrics:

They say that this youth has set my lady's heart aflame

His Lordship, sure, would die of shock

His Lordship is a laughingstock

Should he suspect her, God protect her

Shame, shame, shame
This faithless lady's bound for Hades
Shame, shame, shame

Serafimo, your disguise is perfect


Why, who can this be?

Gentle wife, admit your loving husband


My love, I am called to England on affairs of state
And must leave you with your new maid


Though I would happily take the maid with me

The old fool is leaving


Serafimo, away with this pretence
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence


Poor fool, he makes me laugh


Time I tried to get a better, better half

Poor fool, he doesn't know


If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go

Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?


He's here, the Phantom of the Opera

It's him

Your part is silent, little toad

A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad

Maestro, da capo, per favore

Serafimo, away with this pretence
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my—


Gentlemen, please, please


Poor fool, he makes me laugh


She's lost her voice


Mother! I can't sing!


Bring the curtain in, please, will you? Yes

Get off!

Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize
The performance will continue in ten minutes time
When the role of the countess will be played by Miss Daaé
Thank you


Meanwhile, we'd like to give you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera


Are you alright?

Raoul, we're not safe here

Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats
Do not panic, it's simply an accident
An accident