Lyrics:

(Berry/Buck/Mills/Stipe)







Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Let's play Twister, let's play Risk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

See you in heaven if you make the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah



Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are we losing touch?

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon

If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool



Moses went walking with the staff of wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Newton got beaned by the apple good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah



Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are you having fun?

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon

If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool



Here's a little agit for the never-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Here's a little ghost for the offering. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (wrestling bears). Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah



Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are we losing touch?

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon

If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool



If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon

If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon

If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon

If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool