Lyrics:
Well you should see polythene pamShe's so good-looking but she looks like a manWell you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bagYes you should see polythene pam.Yeah yeah yeahGet a dose of her in jackboots and kiltShe's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hiltShe's the kind of a girl that makes the 'news of the world'Yes you could say she was attractively built.Yeah yeah yeah.