Lyrics:

You made a skirt from an old tablecloth,
I still remember the red checker pattern.
I want to walk until I get lost,
And when I get home everything will be better.
You made a skirt from an old tablecloth,
And we danced to a beach boys song,
In our yellow living room with the lights turned off,
But that was long before everything went wrong.
You made a skirt from an old tablecloth,
And I hope your new boyfriend thinks its real cute,
'Cause sometimes i wish that I could just chop off the chunk of my life that I wasted on you,
You made a skirt from an old tablecloth,
And when we kissed you said my face felt scratchy,
So while you were at work i shaved my beard off,
And when you came home we kissed and kissed like we hadn't kissed for weeks even though it was only a couple of hours.