Lyrics:

There's no such thing as a harmless joke...
There's no such thing as a gentle toke...
There's no such thing as Panama Jack...
Who's got the crack?
I am a goat in a moat with a boat...
Who's got the crack?
I like it when my hair is poofy.
I like it when you slip me a roofie.
I like it when you've got the crack!
Who's got the crack?
I wanna be a hippie, but I forgot how to love.
It's hard to be a garbage man when the sailor stole my glove.
I wanna be reckless but I'm feeling so uptight.
Put your mama in a headlock, baby, and do it right!
Who's got the crack?