Lyrics:
I'd be really pleased to meet youif only I could remember your nameBut I got problems with my memoryever since I got a winner in the fame game.I'm a citizen of Legoland travellin' incommunicadoAnd I don't give a damn for the Fleet Street afficionados.But I don't want to beThe backpage interviewI don't want launderette anonymity.I want my handprints in theConcrete on Sunset BoulevardA dummy in Tussaudsyou'll see.IncommunicadoincommunicadoIncommunicadoincommunicado.I'm a marquee veteranA multi-media bonafide celebrityI've got an allergy to PerrierDaylight and responsability.I'm a rootin'-tootin' cowboyA Peter Pan with street credibilityAlways taking the point withThe dawn patrol fraternity.Sometimes it seems like I've been here beforeWhen I hear opportunity kicking in my door.Call it synchronicitycall it 'deja vu'I just put my faifh in destinyit's the way thatBut I dont want to be a tin can tiedTo the bumper of a wedding limousine.Or currently residing in the where-are-they-now-fileA toupee on the cabaret scene.I wanna do adverts for American Express cardstalk shows on prime time TVA villa in Francemy own cocktail barand that's where you're gonna find me.Incommunicadoincommunicadoincommunicadoincommunicado.Sometimes it seems like I've been here before . . .Incommunicadoincommunicadoincommunicadoincommunicado is the only way.In-com-mu-nicadoin-com-mu-nicadoin-com-mu-nicadoin-com-mu-nicado.