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Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,

and she's probably getting frisky...

right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...



Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...



And he don't know...



I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat...

I Took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...



And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.



Right now, she's probably up singing some

white-trash version of Shania karoke..

Right now, she's probably saying 'I'm drunk'

and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,

Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...

And he don't know...



That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat,

I Took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...



And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.



I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,

Cause the next time that he cheats...



Oh, you know it won't be on me!



Ohh... not on me...

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat...

I Took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...



Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.



Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...



ohh... before he cheats...