Lyrics:

Okay, this guy walks into a bar
No, I'm just, I'm just fuckin' with you. I'm kiddin'.
Na, there's this, this young bull and this old bull
And they're standin' on top of a hill.

And I tried to tell you before that that's why I left California.

So they're standin' on top of this hill, right?
And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows.
Whole fuckin' pasture.
And the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes,

'I got this really good idea.
'
And the old bull's like,
'Yeah?
'

And I tried to tell you before that that's why I left California.


'Hey,
' he's, he's like
'Yeah. Yeah I got this really good idea.
Let's run down that hill and fuck one o' those cows.
'
And the old bull just looks at him. You know, he's just lookin' at him,
He's like,
'Look, I got a better idea.
'
The young bull's like,
'Oh yeah? What's your fuckin' brilliant idea?
'
And the old bull goes

And I tried to tell you before that that's why I left California.

And the old bull goes,
'Let's walk down that hill
And fuck all o' those cows. Dig?
'
You know like he ain't been in town long or something, I don't know.

And I tried to tell you before that that's why I left California.