Lyrics:

This is a song about Spike

He is a bad ass guy

Who just happens to be

A really good friend of mine



Everyone I know, yeah

Who knows Spike too

Will agree when I say the words

That Spike is cool



The problem with my friend Spike

He has fallen into

A true love with a nice girl

Who has gotta lot of tatoos



He always talks crazy

Whenever she calls

He always talks like a baby

It's obvious now...



She's got him by the ball...

She's got him by the balls...



My weird little brother James

And his ex-girlfriend

They would talk in those ridiculous voices

We would all be hanging out

Getting drunk in the neighborhood

And they both would make those ridiculous noises



He would always talk crazy

Whenever she calls

He always talks like a baby

It's obvious now...



They've got him by the balls



(They've got him by the balls)



I hate you when you talk like that

I wish you could act like a grown man



(They've got him by the balls)



I hate you when you talk like that

I wish you could act like a grown man



(They've got him by the balls)



I hate you when you talk like that

I wish you could act like a grown man



(They've got him by the balls)



You will never see me... walking that walk

You will never catch me... talking that babytalk



(You know it's true...

They've got you by the balls)



Which brings me back to Spike

A good guy to have in a fight

Unless he was with his girlfriend

Obnoxious on Saturday night



You knwo he couldn't care less

What anyone thinks

He does not give a damn

No, because he has no shame



He looks so happy

Just like everything is fine

He is oblivious to the fact

That he has no spine



He always talks crazy

(you have no shame)

Whenever she calls

(you have no shame)

He always talks like a baby

(you have no shame)

It's obvious now...



They've got him by the balls



I hate you when you talk like that

I wish you could act like a grown man



(They've got him by the balls)



I hate you when you talk like that

I wish you could act like a grown man



(They've got him by the balls)



You will never see me... walking that walk

You will never catch me... talking that babytalk



(You know it's true...

They've got you by the balls)



I am not going to let it get to me

They've got you by the balls