Lyrics:

Can it be true?
I'll leave it up to you
That when you're straight
You're always late
Cause you only like me when you're stoned
You only like me when you're off your face
You only like me when you're stoned
You only like me when you're off your face

Never make a sound
When you're coming down
Only satisfied
When you're high

You can't be blamed
For the stupid game
So if you're all alone
Just pack a cone