Lyrics:

I see a winter scene inside a tiny plastic globe
Old European castles, a sinister Santa Claus
The salesgirl's really hot, but I can't talk to her right now
I've come to meet field marshall
9 mile beach of the CVB

I would fight for hippy chicks
I would die for hippy chicks
I would fight for hippy chicks
I would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But I would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But I would die for hippy chix

9 mile beach he's so crunchy
Wearing skaters' knitted caps
He takes my oath but doesn't even seem to smile or laugh
They got this alien technology, he's just a holograph
Projected next to me while TBI aims at my traitor ass.

We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix.

They bring the Greys into the room
Man, I say 'this just ain't for real'
True Christian Church of Texas teaches aliens are the devil
The Greys they tell a different story of humanity upon the brink
Of ecological disaster they have come to save our asses.

We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We would fight for hippy chicks
We would die for hippy chicks
We might stop and surf a bit
But we would die for hippy chix
We might stop and skate a bit
But we would die for hippy chix.