Lyrics:

My baby's in the white fluffy clouds
She's miles above but she drops J. DAM.s down
My baby's an OH58
She's like a flying rough rider motorbike

My baby's an M-4 Carbine
Good for close combat gets you home alive
My baby's an M-24
Put a condom on the muzzle keep the desert out

My baby's an 82-A
for less than ten dollars take a jet plane down
My baby's a lowly M-9
When you're left-handed it works mighty fine