Lyrics:

We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long

It's got back-up voc's in just the right places

It's got a few oohs and ahhs

It takes a little pause

Just before I sing the anthem

Please play this song on the radio

Almost every line is sung on time

Almost every verse ends in a rhyme

The only problem we had was writing enough words

But that's okay, because the chorus is

Coming up again now

Please play this song on the radio

Please play this song on the radio

Right about this time

Some shithead will be drawin a fat fuckin line

Over the title on the backsleeve

What an asshole!

So mr. DJ,

I hope you've already made your segway

or the FCC is gonna take a shit right on your head.

Can't play this song on the radio

Can't play this song on the radio

Can't play this sone on the radio