Lyrics:

Were you there?
Were you kicking?
Alive in aisle twelve
Gimmick of the century
In boxes and jars and giveaway cars
He's motioning for you

'Twas a band
They were sickening
Arousing everyone
P.S. dump your boyfriend
Promotional trash
Emotional bash with helium balloons

So now tell me
How the hell did we miss it?
Bared his ass for all to see
And no one got to kiss it