Lyrics:

Stay away from the chili verde
Unless you wanna get blown away
Treat the spider with a little respect
You take the heat, it's gonna bite back
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Toilet seat is your launching pad
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Four, three, two, one, blast off

Capsaicinoids are a thing to avoid
Unless you wanna burn in that 'roid
We'll be laughing and rolling on the floor
When we hear you screaming through that door
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
All systems go
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Four, three, two, one, blast off

Shh, shh, shh, you can hear him, you can hear him
No, no listen, you can hear him
Jalepeno, habenero
Burning all your hair down there-o
Picinu, vindaloo
They're gonna getcha, they're gonna getcha too
You know those red things in the Kung Pao
Don't say I didn't warn you now
Take the time to pick them out
Or the spider gets grouchy and it's time to count down
Blast off at Cape Canaveral (oh-ho-ho-ho-ho)
Blast off at Cape Canaveral (woo-hoo)
Blast off at Cape Canaveral (Houston, we have a problem)
Blast off at Cape Canaveral now
Four, three, two, one, blast off